Well I just whipped this up quick & while it looks like blind drunk chimpanzees with no hands styled my hair it's holding really well. I think with some practice I should be able to get it to look like a drunk human styled it.
Well, heylookit! I tried this about four times, and then suddenly it worked. I know not how or why, but my ends have mysteriously disappeared, and I can shake my head fairly vigorously without disaster.