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Azhure
February 28th, 2004, 08:26 AM
I'm sure some of you have probably seen this before, but I get such a kick out of reading it!

Dog Property Laws

If I like it, it's mine

If it's in my mouth, it's mine

If I can take it from you, it's mine

If I had it a little while ago, it's mine

If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way

If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine

If it just looks like mine, it's mine

If I saw it first, it's mine

If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine

If it's broken, it's yours! :D

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Kat
February 28th, 2004, 09:53 AM
Y'know, with the exception of some of those....sounds like a lot of men's property laws as well!!!

gabiwags
February 28th, 2004, 11:05 PM
If they are Thanksgiving pies and you leave them on the counter - they are MINE :DD ...g

nastasska
February 28th, 2004, 11:29 PM
My girls want it even if it's broken :toofers: