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Mariah
March 2nd, 2003, 07:40 PM
My hair won't grow -- a haiku:

*ahem*

my hair will not grow
and it's driving me crazy
why must this be so?

only 3 more inches till bra-strap...pleeeeease grow!!! pleeeeeeaaaassseee grow!!!!!!! :( I swear when I was looking at my hair today it actually looked shorter...http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/332.gif

dancingbarefoot
March 2nd, 2003, 07:50 PM
Cute! (Though I'm sure the hair not seeming to grow isn't cute at all! :( )

I'm bad a poetry myself, but here's a funny Japanese poem (famous, too) by Akiko Yosano:

As I sit down
the beautician asks me
"Your first time here?"
This being the third time
he has done my hair

Isn't that hilarious! (Her most famous book of poetry is called "Tangled Hair," by the way. Lots of musings on long hair.) I haven't been to a salon in years, but I can still remember being so irritated that some of the stylists didn't recognize their own regulars. :)

RedButterfly
March 3rd, 2003, 11:26 AM
I didn't get any new growth this month either. :x Isn't it frustrating? I guess we are in resting stages. I want a growth stage!

Cute little haiku!

euphrasyne
March 3rd, 2003, 11:32 AM
A haiku, not hair related, but for kitty lovers from Darby Colony of Get Fuzzy

I love catnip mice.
I like to bite their heads off.
They're good for breakfast.



--Cheryl Williams

Dulci
March 3rd, 2003, 12:33 PM
I like Limericks. http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/1418.gif

There once were some friends who had Hair
They wanted to grow it to There
They talked about shampoos,
Combs, brushes and updos,
and which toys in their hair they should wear.

;)

Mariah
March 3rd, 2003, 01:06 PM
haha, Dulci, that's great!!!!http://e4u.consoleradar.com/fingers/fing24.gif applause!!!

Jonobie
March 3rd, 2003, 01:11 PM
I like Limericks. http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/1418.gif

There once were some friends who had Hair
They wanted to grow it to There
They talked about shampoos,
Combs, brushes and updos,
and which toys in their hair they should wear.

;)

I luv it! :)

Cheers,
Jonobie

Arcticpixie
March 3rd, 2003, 01:34 PM
Oh I love the haiku's and the limmerick Heeheehee. Thanks for brightening an otherwise TERRIBLE day!

Anne
March 3rd, 2003, 02:16 PM
LOL, I know how you feel! I experience this feeling too sometimes, it's a bummer!

Sending you some hair growth wishes! ;)

Teacherbear
March 3rd, 2003, 02:47 PM
Oh, I like ALL of them!!! :)

and Mariah, is that little smiley cursing??? I can't read what he says! hahahaahhaha

Mariah
March 3rd, 2003, 04:57 PM
Yeah, he's saying something like: @#!?*