Read this thread (http://forums.longhaircommunity.com/showthread.php?t=29911)for the story. :misskim:

The EVIL blowfryer that is NOT OF THIS REALM must die soon in the very near future. The winning poll vote or most popular suggestion will be the way I shall kill the evil beast! There will be pictures to document the execution.

Sorry in advance for all this violence. :twisted:

I say go with the sledgehammer- a simple plan, yet gratifying.

I voted for sledgehammer too. Just seems like too much fun not to do it that way. :twisted:

Now, who can resist the mental visual of a blowfryer subjected to Potato Gun Target Practice? Not me anyway... :lol:

I voted for potato gun, because I think that would yeild the most interesting pictures. But if it were me, I'd be itching for the hammer. You could torture it with potato projectiles and finish it off with the sledgehammer. :twisted:

I voted for sledgehammer. Best way to punish it AND have lots of fun for you ;) Nothing's better than beating something when you're angry.

Don't throw it into a lake, why punish the environment? Poor fish.

Sledgehammer...or anything akin to the "fax machine scene" in Office Space. :twisted:

R~

Sledgehammer...or anything akin to the "fax machine scene" in Office Space. :twisted:

R~


...doesn't *everyone* have some bit of office machinery like that? :D

I voted potato gunning it to death. Anything that involves target practice gets my vote... :silly:

I voted sledgehammer. I have the same kind of vengence for my electric can opener.There has already been one unfortunate death but my DH thought we needed another one and it is just as possesed as the old one. He thinks it is hilarious, the swearing and pounding I inflict on the malfunctioning thing, (oh HE can get it to work perfectly :rolleyes: ).

I forsee another death in the near future.

I'll wait to see the results of the blowfryer death first. Good luck and happy pounding Snowy.

LOLOL--sledgehammer

Potato gun!That would be so funny! :lol:

Sledgehammer.. much more satisfying.

I voted for sledgehammer, second to running it over with a car or truck, which wasn't an option. :wink:

Pound the frell outta that thing!

All of them!

First, use it for a potato gun target.

Take a sledgehammer to what is left.

Ceremoniously burn the bits.

Then take the ashes, and throw them in a suitable body of water with a bag of rocks.

I voted by fire, please post photos.:inlove:


LM

Photos Yes Indeed! I voted sledgehammer. Just think you will vent some of your anger with the forceful blows!

Death by sledgehammer would undoubtedly be the most satisfying AND entertaining!!!
Or maybe you can find another blowfryer and have blowfryer fights....whichever one melts first loses...

I voted the potato gun. too funny. Tie it onto your bumper and drag it down the street--one not heavily traveled that is.......:razz:

Potato gun only because sledgehammering could result in flying objects that injure you (blowdryer retaliation), submersion results in garbage left in a perfectly innocent lake or pond, burning can and probably will emit noxious or poisonous gases, but a potato gun is safer for everyone except the potatoes, which may believe they were born for that sole purpose. :silly:

I voted for Sledgehammer, definitely the fastest war to kill it!!!

:spitting: This is too funny!

Ursula, what a genius you are!! (I know, I say that all the time, but that is because it is true!). The only thing is, I wonder if there would be any noxious fumes when burning it. ETA: That is something I did not think of when posted it as an option.

Wonderly, the only reason I did not including "running it over with said large vehicle" is because I doubt that would actually break it. There are no large trucks that I can use that would actually do the job to completion. Now...tying the thing somehow behind a vehicle and dragging it...well, :twisted:. MUAHAHAHAHA!!

So far, I think I will first shoot at it with the potato gun, and then bust out the sledghammer to finish the job. I will have to consider tossing the remains into the drink in a bag of rocks. HARRR! Time for the galoot to walk the plank! :pirate:

Potato Gun practice!!! :rockerdud

That way, you can prolong its' agony, and increase your fun at the same time. :twisted:

I see I am not alone in thinking the sledgehammer would be the most satisfying. (But do it outside and wear goggles!)

Julie

Sledgehammer yah! :rockerdud

Ha ha ha--lady Godiva--blowdryer retaliation!! So funny:smile:

Pelt with potato gun and then finish it with a sledgehammer. Hmm, maybe burning it at the stake would be even more exciting.... Hehe, bottom of a lake in bag of rocks...very mafia-style. (I just spent the morning cleaning up a park, so :no: ) I hope you have a wild time with the plastic culprit!

My first choice is still to repetively run over it with your car. However, I believe that smashing it to bits would be almost as satisfying. :wink:

May I ask-what is a potato gun?!?! :(

another vote for the spud-gun target practice here. though I do think you should do something appropriate with whatever's left. like sledgehammering it.

or burning it.

*mutters* evil things...

I vored the smashing, that would probably be most satisfying :grin:

A potato gun or spud gun (http://platinumchromatography.com/potato.htm)is a homemade weapon made of PVC pipe and a gas grill ignitor. The one my DH made runs on hairspray and has a silencer. We use a broom handle to push things into it (balled-up socks for indoor shooting; potatoes, onions, apples, etc., for outdoor shooting). It runs on hairspray. :lol: Don't think it is not dangerous though, it is a legal weapon and can cause serious harm. Never, EVER shoot it at any person.

They are great, twisted fun. :twisted:

As I think about it, while "all of them" may be fun, Lady Godiva's safety concerns make sense, to limit your vengance to potato gun. We already know the thing is evil, and will do what it can to hurt you. So kill it from a safe distance!

Sledgehammer by far the most rewarding....Mwahahahahahaaaaaa!

Safety goggles will be in place for the sledgehammer attack. :thumbsup: I am not into harming myself in the process. :lol: No way am I going to allow the thing to retaliate!

Death by sledgehammer!!!!!!

Death by fire! I think that a fry for a fry is justifried.

Whatever you want but I vote against the body of water for pollution reasons. I hope which ever one you choose will be very satisfying!
Daneille

all of the above. You forgot all of the above.

YEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
I vote sledgehammer, but second the safety suggestion with goggles.

:hatchet:

*grins evily*

HULK SMASH!!!

Sorry. :blushing: Got carried away. Absolutely smash the @#$#% thing. Beating the crap out of something can be very therapqutic. :twisted:

I agree with Ursula: combination would be nice. :twisted:

But if I had to choose just one, I'd take the sledgehammer.

Go with the sledgehammer - satisfaction plus comic value, what more could you want?

I voted sledghammer too. If it were me though I'd make dh do it and just watch in pleasure at him working hard to destroy something. I'm evil like that. lolAnd I'm also lazy and don't like to get dirty.

I'm another one voting for a combination! I want to see photos though! Hehehe! I killed my straighteners recently by standing on them in my chunky boots>.<

Death by Sledgehammer !

AND - photos of the evil thing being smashed are hereby requested !

I voted sledgehammer, but really think you should use a shotgun.

Do you have a workbench in your basement with a vise on it? Vises are wonderful for finishing off anything that displeases you! Many an item that has displeased me had gone to meet it's maker in the vise! My walkman being the last one. You get a satisfying "crunch" as you slowly turn the handle and the offending item is reduced to pancake size! Do be careful though, sometimes plastic will break and fly everywhere, sometimes right for your face! But I highly recommend the vise.

Make it choke on cheese. :twisted:

In defense of this poor innocent blowdryer: Was the hammer sentenced to death for smashing the thumb?

OK, I'm a dingbat.

I voted for the water thinking, well, if shorted out the evil blowdryer would never be able to inflict damage on another person. But then ANY of those methods would accomplish the same thing.... I'm a little slow, but I eventually see daylight.

Cheese is a popular theme in these polls. How about stuffing it with cheese before you destroy it by a potato gun? Then you could have potatoes au gratin....

:face: *Waits anxiously to see pictures* :coffee:

Spidermom...:spitting:. You do have a very good point, but I must kill the bastage! I must! :twisted: And besides, it is just fun. :wannabe:

The evil device will be destroyed in various ways with the sledgehammer to inflict the final fatal blow. And pictures posted after Halloween. MUAHAHA! :twisted:

Wait...I feel sorry for it. :bigeyes:

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NOT! :hatchet:

It has inflicted violence upon my tresses, and now it must paaaayyy!! :twisted: It is pure eeee-VILE, I tell you, EEEE-vile! :twisted:

You haven't answered one question:

When you destroy the evil blowfryer, what will your hubby do to dry his hair?

If he is just going to buy a new blowfryer, you might reconsider. After all, that would be supporting the evil blowfryer industry!

Perhaps shunning would be an appropriate punishment. You leave the blowfryer alone, and never touch or speak to it again.

I have a better idea. Who is the manufacturer? Conair maybe? OK...so go to Conair (I think their corporate offices are in NYC...not sure) and force all the top executives to sit still while you dry THEIR hair with it. :twisted: When you're done you can look at what's left of their hair and say, "Anybody need a touchup?" Revenge is sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. I hope you know I'm just kidding...

I think pelting it with a potato gun would be a good way to punish the evil retch! *evil grin*